CAMPING GEAR {tent, sleeping bag, pillow, flashlight, etc (this is optional)}
COOLER #1 FOR PBR
COOLER #2 FOR ALCOHOL
COOLER #3 FOR FOOD
TRASHBAGS (only way they'll let you leave. clean your shit up)
ILLEGAL FIREWORKS (leave your sparklers and snakes at home)
HUNTING KNIFE (always good to have)
TOILET PAPER (does a bear shit in the woods? yea well you will too)
A NICKNAME (basically be someone else this weekend)
DRUGS (because you may need that advil on day 2)
ENERGY (you wont be sleeping)
BOOTS (should it rain, you'll need em to get to the barn)
LIGHTER (someone will ask you)
SMOKES (cause you don't wanna be that guy)
MONEY ($10 to give to BRUCE goes a long way)
CAMP NAME (warns off intruders from lurking too much)
$6 GRILL (you may wanna buy 2. worth it)
CAMERA (you'll wanna document everything)
SENSE OF ANARCHY(dont be a bitch)
SKATEBOARD (the reason you're there in the first place)
20 THINGS YOU'LL NEED 
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wait, but aren't you that guy?
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