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hesson interview

blair-whats been up lately?
hesson-nah man you dont get to do it like this. i get to type it.....oh god im getting interview right now ...
jeeter-what are you doin interviews for? ...
hesson-for the fucking skate shop...god ima have to shotgun a beer
jeeter-yea lets do it
hesson-nah ill smell like alcohol.....
blair-shot gun a beer anyway, start this interview off right.
(hesson did'nt shotgun one, he's a bitch.)

blair-whats the definition of a bro dude?
hesson-hahaha.......hahaha.......my ex girlfriends boyfriend.ha.....oooo shit thats terrible...ill tell you.....hmmmm bro dude......thats any dude youll see at dmb concert wednesday night, fat patty's thursday night, venom friday night, and youll see him saturday night orderin YEAGAH BOMBS @ fluid

blair-who've you been skating with lately?
hesson-hahmmm....man you know who've ive been skatin with.....
jeeter-nah tell the people who you've been skatin with!
hesson-aight, fruit punch, big time nate wood, blair, cuong, a lil wit jeeter, nam pham, travis, the whole krew.

blair-favorite drink?
hesson-purple stuff mayunn...hahah dont put that.....uhhh i dunno........
jeeter-say that sizzzurppppppppppp! sip sip sip sip sip....
hesson-oh im kinda into supernova mountain dew
jeeter-haha that purple shit, you tryin to get on the dew tour?
hesson-nah, they got high voltage at speedway but no supernova, that shit is awesome
jeeter-all dat is, is mountian dew mixed with grape drink
hesson-gimme that purple stuff!

blair-where do you work? what do you do there?
hesson-what?....oh....uh...i work at the YMCA and i take care of lil ones

blair-what song are you feeling right now?
hesson- this t-pain and lil' wayne song, im so feelin it right now

blair-you goin to backwoods bash this year?
hesson- ewwww....oh thats a hot topic right now...i uno....... i want to
jeeter-what the dates?
hesson-17th of october.....shit i might i gotta do some parent shit...i dunno

blair-who tried to call you today?
hesson-hahahaahhahah, oh no we are not gonna talk about that
jeeter-haha
hesson-yea the devil from the past
jeeter-let her know the past
hesson-yea screw her....can i say fuck? FUCK HER.

(rickie walks back on the porch)
blair-you got a question to ask hesson stickie?
rickie-why is hesson so gay?
hesson-nah.....fuck dat.....
(rickie interupts and kicks hesson out of his seat theres converstions of nonsense)

rickie-did you or your mom buy you that eminem shirt?
hesson-i bought it, the orange eminem shirt thats mine i got it from jc penney for fricken like 12 dollars
(rickie was reffering to the chocolate m&m tshirt. i typed it like i heard it)

rickie-how did you meet rickie maynard?
hesson-so i used to ride this bus called 882. i used to play soccer with j lo and showed me his skateboard and i landed a heelflip first try...i get off the bus and i tell this kid rickie that i got heelflips....and we became friends eva since.

blair-you gonna shotgun that beer yet?
hesson- no im not shotgun' shit
blair- you better do it. for the interview.
jeeter-you cant shotgun a beer
hesson-yea ive shotgun a few....you all are wasting my time

blair-what 4 pros are killin it right now and why?
hesson-are you kiddin me?
dave gravette manual to kgrinds
rob d holdin down for the bro dudes
chris cole 360n wallenberg
van vastell....R.I.P.
rickie-nah...bruce martin killin it cover of slap
hesson-i do like sean maltos hair, its pretty

blair-got anything to say to mark santos?
hesson-thank you for the shower that i took on my own. i wish it was with him, chicken pizza and i wanna ask him why he shows up to the park with no board?

blair-why did you make my couch a stash spot?
hesson-stash spot? for my body?
jeeter-you've been hidin weed in there?
hesson-only thing i found under there was a used condom dog, and i was lookin for change for a bus ride
blair-nah dude i found 6 pairs of old socks and your old misfits t what up with that?
hesson-what you got my misfits shirt? you better gimme that back or ill kill you
blair-well you better shotgun that beer then
hesson-nah thats fucked up
blair-shotgun that beer nooooow
hesson-i dont even drink
(sham and boothe show up)

blair-what do you think about the fawn shop?
hesson-ha....pshhhhhhh ...........how do i say this.....they dont deserve this hate
(yo, muh bad for the typo, but ill leave it since ya linked it. the reason for hessons remarks was from when he got sick during the beckley contest. not from a hangover, just sick. and he ended up killin it anyway and did'nt make the finals. i made the finals and did'nt do jack. good times.)

blair-what happend on your 21st birthday?
hesson-ex left me at the bar early
rickie-cause you were drunk
hesson-fuck her, she was sayin my friends suck!
rickie-ima smack that bitch
hesson-i puked on rickies shoes cause of that jack, fell asleep on the floor with my dog with no pants on. i woke up with puke on the wall and floor and blamed on my dog.

blair-alright we're done with this shit, any shout outs?
hesson-everybody, fruit punch, blair burns.....shout out to all them fools that have all been too nice with all their hate. also all the members of the jon hesson fan club.